Arghh~~
Mattlex fall sick during this pass week. Sypmtoms started to surface sincce last Wed or Thurs but it was Friday which i cannot take it liaoz.. Went to see a Doc, took an MC too. Wat sickness ar?? i got throat infectionzz.. Yuckss~ I hate throat infectionzz and food poisonin.. Dis are the 2 most common sickness that occurs to mi.. U noe, actually i seldom fall sick one.. Believe anot?? hee~ I got a very junkyard body. haha yy?? coz i eat anythin..! everything! anywhere! and my fortress is Strong to Withstand..! but wen i fall, i will be down for a xtra long time..
Okok i got throat infection~ whyyy?? coz i eat alot of fried food and didnt drink enough water to hold down the walls~ Than on thurs wen my throat hurts liaoz i still had 'combo' noodle~ (combo noodle is a Beri Delicious noodle dat my army pple will eat every thurs. Than the chilli is 'tok gong' and the hot pot combo noodle is crazy! juz like eating volcano. yummy~ nw describe my saliva also will drool.. Those wana try can leave mi a tag. i give u the address.) My strategy is to use poison to fight poison! [yu du gong du] Is either i get better or it be worse. End result..? the 2 poison fight equally strong n its a draw. than go back office still eat pringles. haha. Okok friday took MC, stay at hm to reccuperate. But at nite got dinner with wo ravi and my platoon at 6D. i dun wan to go but wo ravi leh..my fav superior..hw to dun support..hee~ went to little india, had a curry dinner.. haha Wah the fish head curry there HoRR Ehh~ Beri tok gong~ (wah.. saliva drip again) mattlex muz go there eat again arr..! (had a great time there too. saw some ord fellows too. ssg johnny got a thick beard, ongYK hair golded. hmm wen i ord, i shall have both..haha) After dinner went back hm to take my medicine and hope i recover soon~~ =))
Monday le, my sore throat seems to recover but its my cough that has been the same..if not worse-off. Tues went to the doc to take another bottle of cough mixture too! Now, is the qn..
Do u noe hw to take cough mixture?? heehee...
Well do ya noe dat it is not right to drink water or other liquid after gulping down the cough syrup? hahaa for mi, its my revelation. We are not suppose to drink water after the cough syrup coz it will dilute the medicine and than ineffective le. Do u noe?? Do u noe?? Plz say u duno.. if not i will be the onli fool~ mdm foo juz now also confirm dis 'new' theory to mi. Now dis is my 2nd bottle of the same cough mixture and its onli 2dae that i am able to see improvement. -.- Wat a waste. like yesterdays oily 'chee kwey', hokkien mee, and my morning chilli beehoon fish fillet breakfast.. didnt get to eat them.. haiz
Now on the road to recovery.. hopefully my fortress now can faster chase out all the intruding germs with a new improve thick cough mixture commandos!
Cya in great health magazine!~!
(p.s. after reviewing my blog, i think i should bring myself to have a better diet!)
HeyHey~
Last Friday after a delicious dinner of 'ba chuo mee' (yummy) and 'you tiao' rojak (yummy Yummy!) with my good fren Wendy at bedok 85 market, we headed dwn to parkway parade to relaxin. Giggles* I decided to park my bike at the nearby public bikepark. Rode there juz to find out that there are no more parking lots left on that fateful Friday evening. hmm.. 2 bikes are hanging around waitin for a slot too. Than at a corner I saw a space. So I direct my bike to dat exclusive corner. Little did I realize that there was dis Big Sign hanging on the wall saying 'No Parking' 'Fine' or sumthin. //Dats why there is a space mattlex. Duhh~ Bobian~ reverse my bike with Wendy sitting on top. But behind the space was cramp. Before I could make a smooth exit, my bike touches the back row of bikes. 'Hmm need to make a 3 point turn or sumthin.' I tot to myself. "Wendy, you come down first kkz? Need to maneuver.." "Orh" she replied. She swings her right leg across the seat to get dwn. So I waited like normal but ehh.. felt hw come she is struggling. I turn my head around and ~pwahh~ saw her hanging in mid air~ ~!!~ To my shock sia.. her pants (feet area) was caught by the number plate of the phantom motorbike park behind. "Aiya~" she mumbled. Struggling to free her leg. With her two hand on my shoulder, left leg on the pillion stand, right leg hooked by the number plate, and her buttock dangling by the side of my bike. Wahahaha it was a sight. Opps! Anywaes "Aiyo~" I said. She was hanging in the air for about 5 secs. Shaking gently front to back trying to free her leg. And the pple there are lookin over..watchin the stunt. She was shaking back and front but slowly slowly she draw closer to the ground. (She look abit like spiderman on a wall ar.. But this time she cannot stick..hee) Er..er..er she gently panick. Wooh..ooh..ooh my eyes open wider as I watch her slow motionly losing to the force of gravity. Arr..arr..arr~ Her left leg cannot support the extra weight liaoz.. She also couldn't reverse her process. And finally, after much perseverance and her slowly drawing to the ground, her hands no strength liaoz. After one last ganjiong try she gave way and poom~! Her buttock falls buns down unto the hard concreate ground.
Oh~ Suddenly everything seems quiet. I stare blankly for a second. Huh~ I roll my bike to the front. Put down the side stand and went to attend to her. "U okayy anott?" I asked as she slowly get on her feet. Her leg got slight abrasion. "Okok~" she replied. "Orh~" We both abit blur blur like dat. Than she said "Hey, Dun tell mi to turn behind. So paiseh~!" WaHaHaHa I burst out laughing. Than she laugh also~ Bue ta han liao! Cannot kip inside anymore~ Than I began to describe to her, her slow motion stunt. Wooh..ooh..ooh Arr..arr..arr~ Haha! She also laugh. "They left already anot? They left already anot?" Referrin to the on-lookers. "Havent yet havent yet." I replied. "Wait first wait first" she said. "Dun wan them to see me." She still wearing her helmet. Hee~ Soon after the on-lookers left. The phantom motorbike owner also came to take his bike. Than I park my bike in that lot. We left the scene too. Kip on re-enacting the struggle juz nw. haha It was partly my fault too for placing my bike so near another bike. Sorrie Wendy if u ever gonna read my blog...
But HeyHey~ Everyone is a Comedian~!
Peacetime over~ The button has been pressed!
"Mattlex, Wat happen to you??" Asked Wo Chen. In the morning I was pretty late. For some reason I could not wake up when my alarm clock rang. Even after my mum called mi on my mobile 3 times. I woke up at 9am in the morning. "Oh great~ Wat is 2daes date?" I asked myself. Hoping 2dae could be a weekend. But no.. 2dae is Thursday and I am so late. I got out of bed panicking. Should I fake an MC, cook up a story or face the music..? After some quick tots I decided to go with the 3rd option. I called up Wo Harold. Told him I overslept and am very sorrie. He said on the phone dis isn't the 1st time and told mi to report to Cpt Tan. Subsequently I called Cpt Tan on the phone, told him the same thing before I rush to camp.
I reached camp cum office at 9.35am. I am prepared to receive punishment for my late coming. I saw Cpt Tan by the corridor. He said he will need to speak to mi later. Ok so I settled down by my desk preparing my work.
1st person: Along came Wo Chen. "Mattlex, Wat happen to you??" He tab my shoulder and asked. Wo Chen is the one I find most comfortable tokin with among the 3 in my out-post office. (but he is still not on my side)
Mattlex: Sir, I overslept
Chen: Wat's your reasons?
Mattlex: no good reasons sir.. Is just that I overslept.
Chen: But I dun think this is the 1st time. U seems to come late quite often.
Mattlex: Sir, if you wana consider all those times wen I am late for 5, 10, 15mins. Yes I am late quite a fair bit. But for real lateness, I think this is my 2nd incident..?
Chen: But as far as I rem, you seem to be late quite often.
Mattlex: Could you rem wen? From wat I noe, this is the 1st time I reach after 9am. The previous case I reach at 8.50am.
Chen: That is the problem wen nobody keep track.
*Mattlex thought: dats ur problem*
Chen: We all have this impression dat you have been late quite often.
Mattlex: Sir, I am late this time and I am willing to accept my punishment. But if you all have this impression than I am very sad.
Chen: Why is it so?
Mattlex: You all have this impression that I am a guy who is ALWAES late and havock. Wen this is onli my 2nd time. Than it is very sad. ( Coz they base me as a person whu gives them trouble wen I alwaes tried my best. For example, I have neber taken an mc in espo. N usually the last of the NsF to leave.)
Chen: No its not havock.
Mattlex: If you want to consider lateness than I dun think I am the worst in this office. (I decline to give him names but some others come at 8.50am everyday in average)
Chen: Whu?? NsFs?? Well but they are not in this room. It is up to their in-charge to decide.
So we went on and on.. He said Cpt Tan is deciding to revoke my 'off' days I brought forward from 6dsmb as a punishment. But Wo Chen suggested an alternative to come by 7.30am for a week as punishment. Wo Chen also told mi that Cpt Tan is upset with me also bcoz of my medical review. That the medical officer certified mi to transfer back to my old unit. They tot that I wanted to get away from this project. But I told them my eyesight problem is for real. There are good and bad things in espo but my eyesight is the main issue I consider a transfer.
2nd person: Cpt Tan came into the room and he tab my shoulder. Mattlex, 1st issue is about your medical review. He told mi there are other ways to work better with computers. Like resting my eyes wen it get strain and purchasing a protective glass panel..even for all the other computers. Wo Chen also change the colour of my screen for mi. Cpt Tan also added that his fren whu is a medical officer in Neesoon will get back to him by todae regarding my medical review thingy. (since they dun like mi why dun they juz shoo mi away.. wana kip mi to torture? Hm!) 2nd issue is regarding my lateness. They have decided to take away one 'off' day as the punishment. I suggest the alternative but he said nobody will be here to supervise so early in the morning. I am quite content with the punishment but still disappointed in them. They consider mi a 'bad person' wen I try to do my best. So I was still unhappy but I decline to comment. They can do whatever they wan bcoz I am still the lowest rank among them. Cpt Tan also consider the time wen I was late (coz it's raining and I couldn't ride my bike) one of my late incident. But I kept quiet all the way. So does he want mi to dash in the rain with my bike or could he not rem a better 'late' incident??
3rd person: In conflicts, hw can we not consider 1stWo Harold to be in the picture.. He came in soon after and began to add on. Here are a few things he said. "In my 20 odd years in the army I have neber been late once." "I try to make it that if the bus I take break down, I can catch the next bus and still be able to make it on time for work." "Last time in the army, during My time, if a person is late for 1 min, he wont be punish but will straight away be charge with handcuffs waiting for him." My reaction? I juz give him the 'I Dun Give a Damn About Ur Life Story and Self Advertisement' look and nodd my head from time to time.
Hw bad was everything? Even Qianli n James whu came into the room could sense sumthin wrong in the atmosphere. Qianli asked if later the combo noodle wan xtra chilli anot? Wo Harold tried to lighten up and said "Mattlex 2dae nid to take extra hot." I juz ignore his lame joke and give my request to Qianli. B4 I left the room Wo Harold told mi, if I perform well n be on time for work, wat makes mi think they wun award mi wif off days?? I give him the 'Shut Ur Crap' look, nodd my head and cant wait to eagerly get out of the room. Haiz they still think it is bcoz of my off days. Hw does it feel to be misunderstood? Constantly pick on? Pple havin lack of faith in you wen u try to perform well? And wen u r facing a medical problem n they try to salvage ur situation instead of helpin totally. Caring onli about their wrk and not about your well being. It's like telling a runner whu fractured his leg to walk fast fast rather than Stop any activities dat can worsen the situation.
Good thing I have some frenz to bitch around with juz nw. Harvin, James, Qianli and Max. Felt much relieve after dat. You also wouldn't guess hw much the NsF and even mdm foo dislike Harold.
Haiz~ Peacetime is over and the war has Officially begun! They noe i dislike them n I believe they discussed about mi. Mi against the other 3 in my office. Those whu noes hw to pray, plz pray for mi. I shall put on the full armor of God and face my enemies! Eph6:12 'For our struggle is not against flesh and blood, but against the rulers, against the authorities, against the power of this dark world and against the spiritual forces of evil in the heavenly realms.' Psa23:4 'Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for You are with me; Your rod and staff, they comfort me.' 3 officers against an nsf. We'll see.. I am not a perfect person n does mistakes. But God is on my side! That makes the whole difference.
Mattlexander the Great!
Praise be to my God~!
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